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Joke of the Day

"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."

"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."

"How do you hit on a Jewish girl? Tell her that she israeli hot!"

"Women are like buses... very few will let you come in through the back door."

"What do you call a sad watermelon? melancholy"

"Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager."

"What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide"

"Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died? He was Cross-Fit."

"Whenever I cut a zucchini I like to pretend that I'm the Hulk's rabbi."