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Joke of the Day
"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."
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"What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker."
"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."
"What is the scientific term for the useless skin surrounding the vagina? A woman https://youtu.be/8DYje57V_BY"
"Both cats and dogs are illiterate, but I bet dogs feel bad about it, while cats don't give a shit."
"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"
"Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because ""The Sum of All Fears"" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography."
"My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences"
"My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job. I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens."
"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Husband: This relationship is what? Over."