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Joke of the Day
"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."
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"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"
"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"A man ran into a hospital and yelled, ""I have only 59 seconds to live.""The receptionist said, ""Just a minute, please."""
"My boyfriend said he wanted me to be more affectionate, so now I have TWO boyfriends."
"Hitler did nothing wrong.... He wanted a glass of juice, not to gas the jews!"
"A cannibal tried a bite of my kidney He said it was offal"
"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""
"why did the 2016 presidential election suck? It was a real Hack job."
"How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete? A triathlete doesn't go both ways."