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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexican people call really upbeat TV shows? CCTV"
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"What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it? An envelope!"
"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."
"There is an Arab boy lost in the grocery store... The manager of the store walks up to the boy and asks ""what does your mother look like?"" The boy replies "" I don't know""."
"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."
"I buy my son a hot chocolate so after he quits burning his mouth I know mine is safe to drink."
"Technology has made it so much easier to complain about technology."
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"I met my wife online. It was love at first site."