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Joke of the Day
"My Doctor told me I'm pregnant... I told her she's got to be kid-in-me"
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"I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming Step one: be a tractor Step two: don't be unnatractor"
"I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying."
"Fat girls just want to have Funyuns."
"Did you hear about the french TV show Did you hear about the french TV chat show that only airs on a thursday? Richard and Jeudi"
"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."
"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"
"Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna"
"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."
"Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects. Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed."