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Joke of the Day
"My Doctor told me I'm pregnant... I told her she's got to be kid-in-me"
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"""OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!"" - Drivers, apparently."
"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."
"One time I intentionally asked a thin woman ""when she was due"" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports."
"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!"
"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."
"How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze? You invite two of them."
"Pinion nut math What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another? A difference of a pinion!"
"Pinocchio How did Pinocchio find out he had a wooden dick? His hand caught on fire."
"Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma."