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Joke of the Day
"Fat girls just want to have Funyuns."
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"GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested."
"Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com"
"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"
"I stepped on a grape... and it let out a little wine."
"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."
"A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon... ...He says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"""