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Joke of the Day

"Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects. Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed."

"I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle."

"It could be the wine talking, but I used to be grapes."

"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"

"How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? Mini-mom wage."

"Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft."

"If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world."

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""

"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."

"So, a rapist, a sadist, and a pothead walk into a bar and order a beer... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive backfield here."""