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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"
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"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."
"What does P.E.T.A. stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals !"
"Whenever I watch a home invasion thriller, I'm mostly terrified by how I'll never be able to afford to own a home."
"What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money? Blacking out and gaining money."
"Best pick up line I've ever heard Would you mind holding my beer while I go take a shit? ....If she is still standing there. She's a keeper!"
"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."
"Where do you find a quadriplegic? There where you left him."
"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"
"Reading a Chinese newspaper is like looking at 1,000 douchebag tattoos at once."