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Joke of the Day

"President Obama to rename the White House"

"Celebrities are called stars because they're hot, not very bright, unattainable and destined to eventually collapse into a black hole."

"Not sure why this lady looked so shocked when I whispered, ""LIAR!"" into her ear after I watched her type ""lol"". She did NOT lol."

"How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL"

"When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside...."

"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."

"So my brother is dating a mermaid. Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks."

"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls."

"My Dad just called to give me the ""I'm worried about your drinking"" talk. We are going to meet-up and discuss it over a few beers."

"What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip"