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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL"
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"Drunk girls whisper in caps lock."
"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"
"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"
"Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course......... There's only a limited number of openings for students - they'll have to weed some of them out."
"[Commercial for babies] *100 year old woman trying to feed a brick a bottle of milk* ""There's got to be a better way"""
"[invention of kissing] WEIRD PERSON: Hey let me lick the inside of your mouth EVEN WEIRDER PERSON: Ok"
"What did the police officer want from the criminal store? Just ice."
"LIKE if you remember this: The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no."