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Joke of the Day

"My Dad just called to give me the ""I'm worried about your drinking"" talk. We are going to meet-up and discuss it over a few beers."

"I couldn't remember the term ""hazmat suit,"" so I called it a ""science burqa."""

"What do you call a joke about oral sex? Pun-ilingus."

"Hi I'm Dan, welcome to identity theft club *from back of room ""me too"" ""me too!"" ""uhhh, yeah me too"" Ok, we're off to a great start guys"

"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"

"I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great"

"Hey baby, are you a C major scale? 'Cause you look all natural to me."

"""Hell, yes."" ...the devil answered the phone."

"Time flies when you wake up at noon."

"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"