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Joke of the Day
"So my brother is dating a mermaid. Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks."
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"[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out] Dammit [bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out] DAMMIT"
"TIL: In 1949, the French police spent 3 months investigating DiVince's Mona Lisa in connection to a murder. Apparently she was framed."
"When Jesus makes tea. Hebrews."
"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."
"It can not get any worser. So I thought but as it seems I have really weak imagination."
"Hey Seattle, Wanna win the Superbowl? No thanks, We'll pass!"
"ONCE APON A TIME... #2 yeah I no-one likes school I escaped :P"
"ME: This electric toothbrush knocked a few of my teeth loose. DENTIST: That's an egg beater."
"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."