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Joke of the Day

"As a doctor, I once had to remove the spine of a pirate He was all for it and said ""It was holding me back"""

"What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean"

"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."

"Saturday usually #followfriday"

"I was in Feruson, got jumped by 5 black guys It started right up, they said I just need to replace the battery."

"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."

"[god inventing animals] okay here's a new one. It's an umbrella ""okay"" made out of jello ""alright"" and it electrocutes things ""you're drunk"""

"Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time."

"Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?"

"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."