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Joke of the Day
"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."
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"LOWERCASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS That is an example of a capitalist."
"Apple announced a breast implant that plays music... The iTit is considered a major social break through since women have always complained that men stare at their breasts but never listen to them."
"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""
"Joke... What did you expect? A man asks his wife: Why don't you get upset when I yell at you? Wife: I clean the toilet. Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. :-)"
"Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday."
"If I were a ghost, I'd spell ""antidisestablishmentarianism"" on the Ouija board just to waste those idiots' time."
"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."
"[on a date] Play it cool don't let her know you're a refrigerator [her ex-boyfriend turns off the electricity] ""This isn't cool man."""
"What do I call my pasta friend? Ma Caroni! (my crony)"