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Joke of the Day

"I was in Feruson, got jumped by 5 black guys It started right up, they said I just need to replace the battery."

"So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!"

"What does Reddit say to the Joker that doesn't have a punchline?"

"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"A black person is walking down the street carrying a 4K TV I thought, 'that looks like mine!'. But then I remembered, my black person is at home doing laundry"

"What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease? A Leper-Con"

"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now"

"What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo."