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Joke of the Day

"Recently joined the mile high club sandwich. That's when you have sex on a plane, and it's with a sandwich"

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"

"I have had it up to HERE with visual metaphors in non-visual formats!"

"Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!"

"I tried water polo but... My horse drowned."

"What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection? No hard feelings."

"I'm thinking about writing a book. It's a novel idea."

"Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers Will make your car look fucking stupid"

"Sarah Jessica Parker? Horse."

"I think Ronda Rousey would be at a disadvantage if she fought Floyd Mayweather. Mayweather has had practice beating women"