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Joke of the Day
"What do baby showers and golden showers have in common? Nothing, you sick pervert!"
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"""i like a woman that's loud in the bedroom"" *wife smashes a bulldozer through the bedroom wall with 2 air horns blaring* ""damn i love you"""
"How are burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend related? All come from not pulling out on time."
"*gives your eulogy after inhaling helium*"
"""Hey girl, are sitting on the F5 key?"" ""Because dat ass is refreshing."""
"What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? Pesto chango"
"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"
"Whats the funniest joke you know? You."
"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"Why do people hate cliffhangers? Because the suspense is killing them."