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"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"
"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"
"A Jew, a Mexican and a colored guy... ...walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck outta here""."
"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"
"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"
"I'm doing it doggy style today. Lying on the couch not doing a damn thing. I will bark if you knock on the door."
"Did you hear Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese? Apparently a bunch of immigrants work in the Kraft factory."
"To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap"
"Seal walks into a club ..."