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Joke of the Day
"What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? Pesto chango"
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"What's BROWN and making California a miserable place to live? California Governor Jerry BROWN you racist asshole!"
"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"
"The economy is so bad...."
"Saw a personalized license plate that read ""DADSROD"". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about."
"If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine."
"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"
"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, everything in my life has changed. My phone number, my address, my name. Everything."
"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"
"You know what makes my blood boil? Temperatures above 100 degrees celsius."