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Joke of the Day

"(Joke Request) A joke about penicillin I'm looking for a joke about penicillin to start off a presentation on a light note anything PG will be appreciated :)"

"I don't drink Kool-Aid because I am worried about excessive property damage."

"I've been cutting corners my whole life... But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well."

"How to understand girls.... Loading..."

"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. ""Some asshole's got my pen"""

"Two sex workers enter Trump's Russian hotel room. Sex worker: ""On a scale of one to 10, how would you rate us?"" Trump: ""Urinate"""

"Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business."

"without nipples....... boobs would be pointless"

"butts are truly the final frontier. to think we know more about SPACE than we do about the human butt. two fleshy mounds of mystery & wonder"