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Joke of the Day

"(Joke Request) A joke about penicillin I'm looking for a joke about penicillin to start off a presentation on a light note anything PG will be appreciated :)"

"When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps."

"The other day a co- worker asked me what I had for lunch, and I replied 5 Guys. He laughed because it sounds funny. I guess I should have been more specific and said I got bukaked during lunch time."

"This morning someone phoned me and told me that I need to sort my fucking life out. It was quite a wake up call."

"BAND: How's everyone doing tonight!! [crowd goes nuts] ME (standing in the middle, normal voice): Ok I guess. Kinda tired."

"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"

"Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today"

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out."

"What does an egg say at a party? omelette"

"The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction."