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Joke of the Day

"""Hey girl, are sitting on the F5 key?"" ""Because dat ass is refreshing."""

"What's a businessman's favourite dessert? Profiteroles!"

"My nickname is Spaghetti Because I'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy."

"Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350"

"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."

"There should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."

"What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car? A cabri - ole"

"Don't try ""to"" tell me how to use quotation marks."

"Police I thought I saw a police chopper this morning but it was just his baton sticking out."

"If a gang attacks U say you're on their side & U brought them ""gang supplies"". They'll let you go to the car to get the supplies. Drive away"