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Joke of the Day
"How does a redneck find a sheep in his field? Sexy."
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"How do you answer the door Mathematically? Door: ""What is 2+2?"" Me: ""4"" Door: ""Cool!"""
"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"
"Its important you remember that unprotected phone sex........"
"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."
"Honey can you buy me a new phone? What about the other one? He's buying me a tablet."
"I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram."
"wife: Why was that guy yelling at you? [flashback to me ignoring the ""one per customer"" sign] me [with a mouthful of cheese samples] No idea"
"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"
"Someone asked Donald Trump for his position on women's rights. He said Doggy style"