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Joke of the Day
"its adam and eve not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible"
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"What's Italian Alzheimer's sound like? ""Whoa! fuggodaboutit!"""
"Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright they're grand."
"I speak both universal languages: 1. English 2. Louder & slower English"
"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"
"tight pants What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? no ballroom."
"Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads."
"I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute."
"If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind"
"Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso."