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Joke of the Day

"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"

"Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly."

"Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face? He couldn't see it coming"

"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."

"Breakfast I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: ""That's crazy talk."""

"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."

"Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO? Because they're always bunny-hopping."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff BA-DUMM-TSS"

"I'm getting a vanity plate that reads ""B Pitt"" because I like people to be disappointed when they look at me."