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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"

"Damn boy, are you fresh ground pepper? Coz you're kinda boring and you've been on top of everything."

"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"

"My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming."

"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."

"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."

"I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook."

"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"I like my women like I like my fields..... fertile and full of my seed"