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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"
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"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"
"Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of ""in"" is."
"How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Now 1... or 2."
"Have you heard the rumor about the butter? Never mind I shouldn't spread it."
"The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone"
"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"
"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."
"Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight. It was a pretty brazen act of violence."