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Joke of the Day
"Honey can you buy me a new phone? What about the other one? He's buying me a tablet."
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"Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web."
"I'd rather have a crying baby on my flight than a white dude who just did a trip to thailand and cant stop talking about it"
"Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?"
"Mother's Day is once a year... But Sunday is once a week!"
"""I kid you not"" -Abortion doctor."
"Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights."
"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."
"A car goes to the grocery store... For the first time, who didn't see one's part because it was the only one left"
"What's the difference between a battery and a women? The Battery has a positive side."