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Joke of the Day
"Honey can you buy me a new phone? What about the other one? He's buying me a tablet."
Next Joke
"We got a new whiteboard at the office today... It's remarkable!"
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop."
"I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?"
"What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee."
"Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals? They were all veteran aryans"
"Did you hear who Deez Nuts is picking as a running mate? Shaft."
"You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears."
"If at first you don't succeed, then you will have alerted them to your presence. It is important that you at first succeed."
"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"