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Joke of the Day
"Facebook is pretty much the Wal-Mart of the internet."
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"Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!"
"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever."
"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp... Police are looking into it."
"If a tree falls in the woods... If a tree falls in the woods, and Republicans aren't around to hear it, is it still Obama's fault?"
"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""
"That's it. I'm quitting cold turkey. But damn Thanksgiving leftovers are so good. I need my fixin's."
"08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"