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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."

"Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!"

"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."

"Why is a beer like a woman? After you drink one you can't shut up or drive."

"I gave up on photography. Couldn't focus."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."

"i'm like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars"

"What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"what did Putin say to Ukraine? Crimea river."

"My 82 year old grandmother is still healthy and active. She doesn't even need glasses. She drinks her whiskey straight from the bottle."