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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the woods... If a tree falls in the woods, and Republicans aren't around to hear it, is it still Obama's fault?"

"Dad: Do you know Dop Ted? Son: What's Dop Ted? Dad: You are! Son: Good one, Dad! Dad: I'm not your dad! \_()_/ "

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill"

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"

"/r/News mods did a great job today ... Get it?"

"You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ..."

"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"

"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""

"Oh, non-habit forming? No thanks."

"You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth."