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Joke of the Day
"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp... Police are looking into it."
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"What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine, what were you thinking of?"
"Kids, I can't tell you how much I enjoy sweating for an hr in the kitchen each day, just to see your little ""what the fuck is this"" faces"
"Do you know the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss, but you get herpes from kissing a snatch."
"what would Barack Obama be if he was a vegetable? Baroccoli"
"People always ask me why I procrastinate.. They say, ""you know, the early bird gets the worm."" I just respond, ""yes, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."""
"What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip? Bison"
"Blow job vs. Mount Everest What does getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common? You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush."
"What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast? Cronflakes."