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Joke of the Day

"A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery.. But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said ""I stand corrected""."

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"

"'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place"

"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."

"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."

"How do you get the guitar player off of your porch? Pay for the pizza."

"Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year? He's Biden his time."

"Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood."

"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"