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Joke of the Day

"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."

"Beastie Boys is putting out another album! Update: It's been cancelled due to sabotage."

"So this hot blonde walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre So he gives it to her"

"My teen sent my call directly to voicemail on the phone she used to have."

"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"

"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."

"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"

"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"

"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."