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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."

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"I went to the store today and seen this sausage begging her mom for an overly expensive purse. She then began to cry when her mother said no.. What a brat"
"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."
"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."
"I tried water polo but... My horse drowned."
"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."
"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""
"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"