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Joke of the Day
"My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when I'm working as a janitor for McDonalds."
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"In Russia, you don't vote for Putin... Putin votes FOR you."
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"
"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"
"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"
"A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, ""Five beers please."""
"[Picking up girls] Me: you like bad boys, huh? Girls: yea Me to my wing man: tell them Wing man: he's just literally the worst"
"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."
"Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered."
"Dinner conversation: 10YO: What 6 things would you want on a deserted island? Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously? Why would you drag me into that?"