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Joke of the Day
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"
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"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on."
"""Pharaoh, we have completed the pyramids. They align to communicate with the galaxy"" Sweet. Hey look at these stupid cats I drew LOL"
"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"
"So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me... and I thought to myself, that's not very mature..."
"[Crime Scene] Detective: Looks like the killer used a wheelbarrow to dump the victim. [in the shed a wheelbarrow grins, his seventh kill]"
"If you put a crown on a donkey, will he be king? No, he would be a donkey with a crown."
"What do you call a disappointing white wine? Prosecc-oh..."
"You drop ONE baby and everyone's all like, ""Quit juggling babies Steve. You're the worst babysitter ever!"""
"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."