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Joke of the Day
"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"
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"Never feel worthless! Your organs are worth thousands."
"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."
"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."
"How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car"
"What idiot called it an auction instead of serious bidness?"
"Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her."
"TIL: During a military coup ...most people just stand around and do nothing."
"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."