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Joke of the Day
"My Phone autocorrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways"
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"So I see Keira Knightley has named her daughter Edie.. Guess her name won't be the only thing without double D's"
"If someone shows up at my house unannounced, I won't open the door. I just stand on the other side of the glass shaking my head no."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)"
"""Holy shit, that guy eats a lot of pizza"" -people that walk by my house on recycling day."
"A woman is like a fine wine: they are 70% water"
"I can't tell if I'm going bald... or if it's all in my head."
"What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays? Nun."
"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."
"I'm converting to Islam for my haram bae"