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Joke of the Day

"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."

"Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!"

"I just got married and our bed is South America My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile."

"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."

"Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it's hate sex."

"The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep."

"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a weird thing to fallout 4. I know this is a repost but I just hoped this would blow up."

"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"