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Joke of the Day
"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"
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"I dated my financial advisor for like a year but I lost interest."
"Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached. You could say it was unpresidented."
"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."
"This guy says he rides a bike 20 miles a day, and then runs 5 miles a day too. Yo bro, you gotta get a car."
"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."
"Actual voice mail: ""Molly, this is your mother. I just texted you but I don't know how to make the facey-things so...happy face at the end."""
"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish."
"I like my women the way i like my luxury cars Blacked out"