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Joke of the Day
"What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster"
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"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can 4/10"
"Wife: Are you gonna wear that to the cookout? Oh... *reaches under mesh shirt* *takes off nipple ring* Better?"
"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range."
"How do you make cultured milk? You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already."
"Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins? Because he was romaine-tick."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About six beers."
"I asked this vampire to think quietly about what he'd done but then I remembered they can't reflect."
"What's the difference between a baby and a tree? Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off."