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Joke of the Day
"What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry? Fetus"
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"This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf."
"Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job."
"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."
"How does Anthony Weiner like his meat? Pulled"
"What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !"
"Had sex for the first time yesterday. It was a load off my chest. And a load onto hers."
"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."
"My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Today it was our bedroom while I was fucking her sister."
"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."