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Joke of the Day
"What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry? Fetus"
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"""Um, can we get like three baguettes popping out of the top of that sack of groceries?"" - Most all film directors"
"What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog"
"You know your life sucks... when your job sucks, your car sucks, your house sucks, but your wife doesn't. - Sorry if it's a repost."
"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"
"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"
"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."
"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"
"What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large hardon colliders"
"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."