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Joke of the Day
"Which ant is the biggest? Elephant"
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"George Washington Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleavies!"
"What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity"
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"
"What letter has to wait in line the longest? Q"
"I thought about making a sex tape the other day... ...until I realized it would just be a Vine."
"What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them."
"What's the Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"Sleep It's better than the rest"
"What do they call the pun masters of the streets? Punksters"