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Joke of the Day
"Which ant is the biggest? Elephant"
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"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."
"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."
"Q: What did one vampire say to the other vampire? A: Is that you coffin?"
"Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] ""Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"""
"There are three rings in marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years.."
"[soup kitchen] *homeless man is handed a plate* What the hell is this? -Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!"
"Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today."
"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."