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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."
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"""I'm in your city"". me: ok. enjoy it."
"Lost an electron Really gotta keep an ion them."
"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"
"A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead."
"[Lady is being robbed] ""Help, Social Media Man!"" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]"
"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"
"I just became a Catholic recently... I still don't understand why we have to keep sitting down, standing up and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me!"
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it man."
"One How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"