201460

Joke of the Day

"Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today."

"Someone complimented me on my driving today They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

"When cats are sad... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Cat: ""Shot of tequilla."" *Bartender pours it.* *Cat slowly pushes it off the bar.* Cat: ""I'll have another."""

"I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show."

"Did you hear about the weather report from the ski resort in Lake Tahoe? Partly cloudy with Sonny around a tree."

"Trump must be Hitler... ...because he sure is killin the pol(l)s right now!"

"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."

"Where do you buy clothes for baby owls? the outlet"

"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."

"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."