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Joke of the Day
"There are three rings in marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
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"If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life."
"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"
"My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. Pero no soy un rata."
"When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like your brother in law Steve"
"What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams? A bvr"
"Copyright In India copyright means the right to copy."
"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""
"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."
"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"