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Joke of the Day
"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."
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"What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman? A hornet!"
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"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."
"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"