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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, you chauvinist asshole!"
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"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"What did the King say to the pawn shop owner you are my pawn go fight for me but in a line no moving around."
"What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV."
"I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting."
"What do you call a group of religious oranges? Jehovah's citruses."
"Some people call it anal bleaching, but I prefer to call it changing my ring tone."
"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."
"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"