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Joke of the Day

"Original plans for Mt Rushmore had the mouths carved open so they would scream out bats at the setting sun then eat them again at dawn."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"

"In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters Waiter: ""And to drink, sir?"" Dad: ""I'll have a blind coke."" Waiter: ""I'm sorry?"" Dad: ""You know, a blind coke. No ice."""

"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."

"That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you."

"I heard abortions are quite exhausting.. I was confused too, but apparently it really takes it out of you."

"What happens when a rock gets high? He gets stoned.. Badum tsss"

"Did you hear Macklemore changed his name? He's Mackle-less now"

"In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets."

"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""