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Joke of the Day

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"Temperatures last night dropped into the high 80s. Flannel PJs and a heavy down comforter kept my teeth from chattering too loudly."

"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."

"Saw this advert in a window... It said ""television for sale,$1,volume stuck on full"".I thought,""I can't turn that down"""

"I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet."

"WHO AM I?-Everything Bagel"

"Who was the largest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Why was he so fat? He ate too much pie."

"A blind man walks into a fish store ... and says: ""Whats up girls""."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."

"What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!"