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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Macklemore changed his name? He's Mackle-less now"
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? Trump's tie"
"There's one nice thing about getting Alzheimers I'm making new friends every day!"
"*Pulls up to drive-thru window* ""Extra toilet paper please"" Do you mean napkins? ""Sure, whatever"""
"Where do Star Wars rebel officers eat? The Admiral Snackbar."
"today, i learned that ""Donald Trump"" is an anagram of ""Tan Dump Lord"" ...it's like his parents knew all along"
"What's Dave's favorite music genre? Meta."
"Have you heard about the Rabbi who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips."
"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"