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"I like my women like I like my doughnuts black and glazed."
"My sister called in a panic to say she'd dropped my kid. I didn't even know she was pregnant."
"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."
"[job interview] ""Have any questions?"" Think the 3 Little Pigs hired the Big Bad Wolf to blow their houses down to collect insurance money?"
"ME: Is it true you can smell diseases? MY DOG: Yes ME: Well do I have any? MY DOG: Yes, you're insane ME: Wow you can smell that? MY DOG: No"
"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."
"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."
"What do Native American pubescent hipsters who would like to join a group often say? Clandestine."
"Grammar: The difference between feeling you're nuts, and feeling your nuts."